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  She tugged my ponytail back. “Flan, it’s called options! How else am I supposed to know whether I should dress the girl-next-door part or do the glamorous arm candy thing for my date with Xander?”

  “Simultaneously,” Morgan laughed. “Maybe you should go just like this—that way Xander will get an idea of your range. Like you’re capable of being every possible type of girl out there.”

  My stomach twisted up in a knot. Camille did look hilarious, but under all that crazy makeup was a girl whose heart was about to be broken when I gave her the news that I’d been putting off telling her about since I got Jade’s voicemail this afternoon.

  Jade had scheduled a final, essential (“And you are the essence of essential, chérie”) rehearsal for this evening, which I was not allowed to miss. I was going to have to postpone our double date—again.

  Camille noticed my face and hers fell. “I thought you liked this liner when I bought it last week.”

  “I do—I love the eggplant,” I said, biting my lip. “It’s not the liner, Camille, and for the eightieth time, Xander’s been in love with you for like five years. I think he already approves of what you look like, no matter what color your lips are. But I have some bad news.”

  Her half-purple, half-pink lips tightened.

  “You’re bailing on me again?”

  “Hey,” I said, getting slightly defensive. “It only happened one other time. You make it sound like I’m a career flake. It’s just that this week is so crazy. You should just be happy that I haven’t scared you with Jade’s threatening voicemail on speaker.”

  Camille shook her head, and I started to realize that this wasn’t just something I could keep apologizing my way out of. I was going to have to prove it. She had liked Xander for such a long time—this was a huge deal for her.

  “Camille, I promise, this insanity will all be over soon. Things will go right back to the way they’re supposed to be.”

  “Yeah, well,” Camille said, slinging her graphic Anthropologie tote over her shoulder. “You let me know when that happens, and I’ll see if I’m free to hang out.” She didn’t say it meanly, just kind of sadly, and then she walked out of the bathroom.

  Morgan started to follow Camille, but just before she got to the door, she turned around and took off her headphones. “We were all so psyched when you won Virgil Host, Flan. Don’t be a one-hit wonder, okay?”

  I felt terrible. I wanted to collapse in one of the stalls so I could pull myself together. But just when I thought I was alone, I heard a toilet flush, and Ramsey walked out of one of the stalls.

  “That didn’t sound too great,” she said.

  “Oh, God,” I said, clapping my hand to my forehead. “Ramsey, am I the worst person in the school? I feel terrible. It’s just—”

  Ramsey stood with her hands on her hips and her feet spread apart—the stance she used just before she gave us a major rallying speech on the field.

  “Don’t be dramatic,” she said. “It’s not like you stole the treasury money or anything. You over-scheduled. Just make sure you consider your batting average. You’re still a rookie at Thoney, you know? We’ve only had one week with you—and we like you a whole lot—but one or two strikeouts without a solid hitting record, well, it can really drag down your stats.”

  I nodded. “Thanks, Ramsey. You’re right.”

  “Of course I’m right. Now go do your fashion thing so we can get you back on the team ASAP. We need your offense for the game against Spence.” She started walking toward the door and called back at me, “Hope you’ve been practicing that hip check.”

  I laughed to myself and thought about Alex. Luckily, hip check practice was one area where I hadn’t been slacking. I’d sent Alex a text about tonight just after I’d heard from Jade. I checked my phone but hadn’t heard back from him yet. Hmm. I’d have to give him a call later tonight after rehearsal. I definitely didn’t want to risk lowering my stats with him.

  Twenty minutes later, I was just barely on time to Jade’s rehearsal—and still completely consumed with guilt. I hadn’t heard from Alex, which made me worry that he totally hated me. But because I was almost late, I was also worried about Jade hating me. So I panted up the stairs and barged into the drill hall, where a row of thirty brooding French models looked up from their stylists’ chairs at me.

  “Fashionably late is not fashionable in the world of actual fashion, sis,” I heard Feb call out to me through her headset. “Come on, let’s get you changed.”

  I sighed and thought about spouting off one of my many legitimate excuses—for instance, does anyone here remember that I’m also a high school student?—but I was getting sort of sick of the “Flan’s so busy” pity party, and I decided to just embrace the “Flan’s a model” party while it lasted.

  I was glad to see some of the models practicing their words as Feb led me to the back of the room.

  “Morp-ohhh-loh-gie,” yesterday’s cranky brunette mouthed into a mirror, showing some real improvement.

  Feb shot me a sideways smile. “What’s your word, again?” she asked in a joking tone that let me know that the whole bossy sister act was just for show.

  “Essence,” I said dramatically, raising my eyebrows.

  Feb laughed. “Awesome.”

  I shimmied out of my jeans, and Feb helped me into the newly tailored designer field hockey uniform.

  “Très française, non?” I said in my best Jade voice as Feb led me to a full-length mirror to see the final product.

  I’m not sure what my first full thought was when I got a glimpse of myself in the uniform. It was a combination of “This finally feels totally functional” and “I cannot believe I’m going to walk down an actual catwalk” and “Well, I do look kind of great”—but it was definitely a thrill.

  From a distance, the green and gold outfit did resemble a regular field hockey uniform. But up close, the stitch work was intricate, contrasting nicely with the subtle, elegant fleur-de-lis pattern on the fabric. And I had never put on something that fit me more perfectly. The bodice of the top was snug but not constricting, and the skirt was cut just above the knee and had enough swing to it that I knew we’d be able to both tear up the field and twirl around the runway.

  “Models! Places! S’il vous plaît! Vite! Vite!” came Jade’s voice through a microphoned headset.

  Feb tousled my hair. “Très chic! Now get out there and become the essence of runway.”

  I scurried up the stairs to join the other models on the stage. On our side of the curtain, it was dimly lit and cluttered with technical equipment, but there was a buzz of nervous energy lighting up the air. When a black-clad five-piece jazz band began playing music down below us, everything started to happen so fast. One by one, the girls in front of me started strutting their stuff. I watched their hips jut perfectly from side to side, unendingly impressed that they made walking in crazy platforms look like a barefoot jog on the beach. I just hoped I could keep up.

  When it was my turn, I got a nudge from one of the models who’d already gone and started walking. It was hard to see anything past the runway because of all the lights, and I tried not to think about how many people would fill up this room tomorrow. Somehow, through my nerves, I put one gold tighted foot in front of the other and made it to the end of the catwalk. I paused to give Jade what she wanted.

  “Essence,” I called out, with as much all-American attitude as I could muster. When I turned on my high heel—gracefully—and walked back up the runway, I definitely felt the rush.

  Backstage, I heard my cell phone ringing and kicked off my shoes so I could make it over to my bag in time. I caught it just before it went to voicemail and was glad I did. It was Alex.

  “Hey!” I said, my heart still beating fast from the catwalk. “Did you get my text?”

  “Yeah, I did,” Alex said, sounding slightly annoyed. “But I got it too late. Xander and I were already waiting for you guys at Wollman.”

  “Oh, crap,” I said.
This was exactly what I did not want to happen. “Alex, I’m so sorry. I don’t want to keep making excuses about my schedule this week, or else I might never stop. But will you two please come to this fashion show tomorrow night?”

  “I don’t know,” Alex said. His voice sounded strained. “I guess I have to see how long lacrosse practice goes tomorrow afternoon. And I definitely can’t make any promises for Xander.”

  I sighed. I was in trouble with way too many people who were important to me right now. “Well, I really hope you can make it.”

  Alex cleared his throat, and a long moment of silence passed, during which I heard Jade yell out, “Where is Flan? I need her!”

  “Sounds like you gotta get going,” Alex finally said. “Maybe I’ll see you tomorrow.”

  “Fingers crossed,” I said quietly, suddenly feeling like the essence of a bad friend.

  Chapter 23

  Strike and Rally

  Too few hours of sleep and a blink of a school day later, I was heading back to the Armory show—but this time, it was the real deal. To say that I was a little shaky would be an understatement, but most of the girls from the field hockey team had agreed to meet up outside Thoney after school to cab caravan over to the show, and it was good to have them for company. After conveying to Camille how much I’d lit into Alex to bring Xander to the show tonight, she’d agreed to kiss and make up. As she herded people into one taxi van, I squeezed in next to Ramsey in another.

  “You know, Flan,” she said to me as the cab turned onto Park, “I’ve never been to one of these Virgils before. Formal wear’s not really my thing. But with you running it tomorrow, I just might decide to check it out.”

  I looked over at Ramsey’s baseball-capped head and felt glad for her vote of confidence. Given the way she brought our team together, her opinion meant a lot to me.

  “Thanks, Ramsey,” I said as the cab pulled to a stop in front of The Armory Show. “Now,” I grinned at her, putting on my best Jade accent, “let’s see what everyone will be wearing on ze field zis season.”

  At the door, I flashed my model badge then followed the team up the stairs. I knew the rest of our class would be trickling in later, but I wanted to make sure the field hockey girls got their special VIP seating in the front section.

  “I’ll just make sure you guys find your seats before I head to the dressing room,” I said when we entered the hall.

  Over the arch of the runway, giant shimmering white letters spelled out JADE. The walls and ceiling had been decorated to look like a cross between an underwater scene and the moon. There were American flags planted into what looked like lunar craters lining the runway. A gauzy blue drape of fabric dipped down from the ceiling. It seemed like an odd backdrop to showcase field hockey uniforms—even haute evening wear field hockey uniforms. Jade was either a genius or a total wacko. But when I looked at the mesmerized faces of my teammates, I decided she was probably a genius.

  Just then, I felt a jerk on my left elbow, and I turned to see a panic-stricken Jade. Her face was white against her red lipstick.

  “Chérie,” she hissed. “I need your help. These models, they are impossible. I ask them for one simple change, and they revolt against me! You must reason with them.”

  Before I could respond, she’d yanked me backstage. In the dressing room, the models were packing up their bags.

  “What is this?” Jade yelled. “You cannot strike on day of show.”

  The “morphology” model shrugged. “I will say in English so Blond Essence and everyone can understand. You think we cannot strike? Maybe you cannot order us to memorize words that are complètement impossible one day then change them at no warning. We quit.”

  “You quit?” I asked, still not believing my ears.

  “Oui,” Morphology nodded. “Learning how to say ‘clairvoyance’ in une heure? Non! We are finished here.” She struggled with “clairvoyance” a few more times under her breath, but each time, it came bumbling out. “Klar … vwah … yunce.” Finally, she glanced sideways at the bearded members of the jazz band playing poker in the corner. “You know what else, Jade Moodswing?” she said. “We’re taking our boyfriends with us. Come on, Pierre. Jean. Luc. Allons-y.”

  Jade’s mouth dropped open and she started fanning herself with the fashion show’s program. She turned to me, stunned silent, as one by one, model and musician made their way out the back door in a single file line.

  Jade fell against a wall and looked completely stricken. “Aide-moi,” she finally managed to whisper to me. I looked around the empty dressing room.

  “Okay,” I said, trying to keep my voice even so Jade wouldn’t know how in over my head I was feeling. “There has to be an easy solution to this. We just need to score some models and some music, right? Piece of cake.”

  “Um, Flan—” Camille’s auburn head popped into the dressing room, and she did not look happy. “There’s a bit of a problem outside. We need you … fast.”

  I turned to Jade and handed her a bottle of water from my bag. “Stay here. Drink this. Don’t worry,” I said. “I’ll be right back with a solution.”

  I left Jade and followed Camille out to the drill hall, where a large military-looking security guard was lording over the section of chairs where our team was supposed to be sitting. His chubby face was red and angry, and he was shaking his finger emphatically at Ramsey. Even his flashlight looked scary.

  “Are these your guests, ma’am?” he asked me gruffly, like I’d brought a bunch of wild dogs into a Michelin Guide–starred restaurant.

  “Um, yes,” I said, looking at everyone’s school bags and hockey clothes strewn around the aisles. I was starting to realize why he was so worked up. “Is there a problem?” I asked innocently.

  “Only that you’re breaking about eight fire codes in here. For one thing, all these hockey sticks need to be taken out of here, stat. And you’ve got way too many people trying to squeeze into this section. Who’s responsible for the guest list?”

  I bit my lip. I didn’t want to lay any more pressure on Jade, who’d handled all the seating, so I looked into the bright flashlight of the security guard, took a deep breath, and said, “I am. If you’ll just give me five minutes, I’m sure I can figure out a way to—”

  A snicker to my left interrupted me.

  “Poor Flan,” Kennedy said, shaking her head. She looked flawless in a black sequined cocktail dress and Louboutin slides. “Cardinal rule number one. Didn’t anyone ever tell you there’s a reason why some events are exclusive? Inviting the whole world to a fashion show just to win some stupid election … well, it’s naïve, and frankly a little bit pathetic. Guess you’re learning that the hard way.”

  “Unfortunately,” an equally nasty voice said, “fashion show seating is the least of Flan’s problems.” I spun around to see Willa standing with her Razr at her ear. Her yellow Alice + Olivia shift dress shimmered under the Armory’s show lighting, and her ears dripped with gorgeous aquamarine drop earrings. She snapped her phone shut in her palm and put her hand on my shoulder. “I just got off the phone with Headmistress Winters. She wanted me, as class president, to be the one to tell you.” She paused dramatically, giving me enough time to wish we were on the field and I could hip check her.

  “What are you talking about, Willa?” I said.

  “What was the one thing you were supposed to do as Virgil Host?” she said, holding up a perfectly manicured index finger.

  I racked my brain. I’d won the election, and then—

  “Need a clue? You forgot to confirm with the caterer. We can’t have a Virgil without food,” Willa said, shaking her head. “I have to say, Headmistress was not pleased when the Boathouse called to say that the special events caterer canceled. Maybe you should have thought about your tendency to choke under pressure before you ran for Host and let everyone down.” She folder her arms over her chest. “What’s next, Flan? Are you the treasury thief, too?”

  Around me, I heard the rest of o
ur team gasp. Sure, I’d been a little forgetful this week, but accusing me of stealing from Thoney? That was a low blow.

  I didn’t even know what to say, but at that moment, I also didn’t have a chance. Jade surprise attacked me, both of her skinny hands gripping my elbows.

  “You’ve been gone for six minutes,” she moaned. “What am I doing for models? What am I doing for music? Get me Feb!”

  I sighed and took a full glimpse at the mayhem surrounding me: panicked designer to my left, bitchy nemesis duo to my right, field hockey team about to be thrown out by the scary security guard. And everyone was looking right back at me, waiting for answers.

  My head started spinning—until my eyes fell on Camille’s tote bag and Morgan’s CD—the FLAN’S GOT YOU COVERED mix—sticking out of it.

  And voilà—music! Slowly, everything started to fall into place in my mind. Now I just had to pull it off.

  I pulled the CD out of Camille’s bag and handed it to Jade.

  “This is perfect for the show,” I told her. “We don’t need a band at all—we just need a stereo system.

  “As for models …” I paused, scanning my teammates’ faces. “Have you ever seen fourteen more beautiful, graceful—all-American—girls?” I asked Jade. “Who better to model the transformation of the uniforms than girls who’ll actually be wearing them?”

  Jade nodded like she was starting to see where I was coming from. Better yet, I could see the girls on the team bobbing with excitement about the chance to walk the runway in a fashion show.

  “And if you guys want to walk,” I said to the team as they edged closer to me, nodding, “you just have to promise to do me one tiny little favor after the show.”

  “Anything,” Ramsey said.

  “Help me cook up a storm tonight. If we want to have Virgil, we might have to take catering matters into our own hands.”

  Camille nodded, apparently coming around to the idea. “I do make a mean bruschetta.”